Cold, Allergies, and Followers

Who likes allergies? I certainly don't. Who likes colds? I don't either. Stupid colds and allergies. I am apparently a target for both of those things. UUUGGGHHHH. Anyways, I need followers. I only have one, which makes me sad. Don't make me sad. Please. Make me happy. Be my follower :)  Even just follow me by email. Don't make me beg....